Mr X
the artist
The artist is mr x. He (mr x appears as a male human [usually] when
on Earth) creates life and a better life for all. His budget is
virtually unlimited already. To compare him to Bill Gates is to
compare a successful entrepreneur with a lemonade stand owner.
the art
mr x is founder, owner, and CEO of X Industries. He creates many
things, from homunculi to the widely popular and hugely successful
AnvilGram(tm). Most of his research is dedicated to the fabrication
of gadgets and machinery designed to help us live better. Some
complain that "better" is subject to mr x's standards, but those
people rarely seem to complain again.
the beret
mr x's chapeau is, indeed, quite remarkable, unique, and almost
undescribable. The Hat itself is not alive, in the strict sense of
the word. It is more of an extension, a limb. It enhances his
thought patterns to allow him to come up with new ideas unhindered.
It blocks almost all electromagnetic phenomena, allowing only the
narrowest infrared band through to allow proper cranial warming. It
concentrates his psychokinetic powers to an unequalled precision,
allowing him to smooth a man's (or woman's) brain at a 10-mile
distance. It stops the rain; on good days, it can create it.
Submitted by (rone@netcom.com), on Tuesday, July 19, 1994, from Miama, FL