Kibo
the artist
I just invented an Artist named "Kibo". He is a Lovecraftian scion of
an ancient, once wealthy, but now currently impoverished, New
EnglandFamily.
the art
Weird, ephemeral glyphs, often written on bridge overpasses in
spraypaint, but sometimes collected into poorly-xeroxed portfolios by
a zombie-like assistant who bears a sickly resemblance to Albert
Einstein.
the beret
The Artist's Beret is a bright red mushroom, made of stinky camel
hair. The Beret was originally owned by the Artist's Scoutmaster, when
the Artist was in Boy Scout Troop 16, in Troy, New York. The Artists
stole it, after coveting it from afar for many months. The Artist
carries on a masturbatory relationship with the Beret. The Beret gave
the Artist his life back.
This beret is submitted by someone who read my Beret question
in alt.religion.kibology. His name is Bruce Ediger, and he is a
self-described "Wee etymological curiousity and unalloyed horses'
patootie."
Submitted by Bruce Eideger (bediger@csn.org), on Thursday, July 21, 1994, from Denver, Colorado