Before king foo's indulgent, orgiastic banquet, he cries out, "tonight I will dine like a king who dines like a pauper!" and then with much fervour he opens a can of Progresso Clam Chowder soup and a pack of crackers. king foo, as the name may suggest, is also a marshall artist, that is, he paints soldiers and other millitant characters. But that's beside the point. Okay, he paints them blue with a splatter of green and mauve. Very pretty. king frequents the countryside disguised as a pauper. He had spent his entire royal fortune on putting up such a convincing disguise (hiring alibis, pauper friends and buying junk cars) that he is now truly a pauper. He can now be found lurking behind internet newsgroups, disguised as royalty.