It came to Olly!!! One wet, muddy day, surrounded by hungry, wet, grunting, farting, subbies, gathered together in the stench and smell of the enclosed, musty "smoko" shed. He must further educate himself!! Already fascinated with the wonderful world of the Web, his world had greater achievements waiting for him!!!! He didn't want to end up as another penniless contruction worker, brainless and computer illiterate!!!! Cyberspace had opened up his yearning for knowledge. There was no way he could comfortably live out the rest of his mundane life, surrounded by these mongrels!!!
Leaping to his feet, (his beret - the 4 xxxx baseball cap - falling amidst the array of saturated, muddy workboots. "YOU CAN ALL GO AND LICK YOUR CHICKEN-SKIN FOR ALL I CARE!!!!!! YOU USELESS BUNCH OF UNEDUCATED DEGENERATES!!!!
Of course they hardly noticed Olly's squeaky outburst or prevented his quick departure from the shed...... Olly, was on a mission!!!!! First there was microsoft Project 4 to pick up from the Computer shop - It would take a couple of days to insert and learn the intricacies........Then he would head off to the "Big Smoke"!!!! SYDNEY!!!!!!!! Bursting with jobs for the coming olympics.......The expertise and knowledge of a Construction Manager, would be greatly sought after!!!!!
STUFF THE GOLD COAST!!!!! AND ALL THE PLASTIC, SELF-RIGHTEOUS PONTIFICATORS"!!!!!!
SYDNEY NEEDS ME!!!!!! cried Olly, in his ecstatic excitment.
I last heard, Olly was "going with the flow" down the expressway, towards Sydney Harbour Bridge....... His trusty, old grey 1983 Nissan wagon, loaded to the hilt with his meagre belonging... His computer, holding pride of place, safety-belted on the passenger seat........
Will Olly's beret change?????
Olly apologies for lack of recent contact within the Virtual Beret project!!! and due to an expansion in his lifestyle, will be more constantly in contact with his network pals and mates!!!!