Magda Lane

the artist

Magda doesn't believe the Internet exists, so links to her are a nice, fat string of sausage. She is just under 5 feet tall, with a shock of red hair and a singing voice like Bosco-on-the-Hudson.

the art

Magda considers herself to be a chanteuse, or as she would say, CHAN - toos. She had a string of minor jazz hits when she was the front gal for Loquatio Poo and Jammin' Toasts. Since then, she has been doing the lounge circuit, writing her memoirs, and marrying men of limited means and sizeable endowments.

the beret

Magda would never wear a hat, unless a gentleman requested it. Her flaming hair lashes about in the wind, and changes from moment to moment. At some point, probability suggests, it would resemble a beret, red with gray roots.

Submitted by Tom McIntire (3451@28bbl.wa.com), on Friday, October 18, 1996, from Seattle.WA.USA